Keith's Corner

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NEW EVIDENCE PROVES HITLER, STALIN, MUSSOLINI MADE PROFESSION OF FAITH

Thursday,

February 13th

 

In a shocking find, new evidence has emerged indicating that three of the most hated dictators in history each made a profession of faith at the same Vacation Bible School in the Summer of 1894 at Berean Independent Baptist Church of Bonn, Germany.


While compiling an exhibit of the most impactful artifacts of the lives of Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Benito Mussolini, researchers uncovered previously unseen documents linking each of the infamous tyrants to the momentous evangelistic event. Among mountains of archived documents calling for the extermination of millions of innocent human beings, students uncovered certificates of salvation for Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Joseph Stalin, as well as a journal from young Stalin giving the details of the conversion experience: “I was pretty skeptical about the whole ‘existence of God’ thing, but my teacher reminded me that I had nothing to gain by rejecting Jesus but everything to lose if I was wrong.”


Commenting on the find, pastor Herb Tucker, of Berean Independent Baptist Church of Hawkinsville, Georgia, exclaimed, “We just couldn’t be more relieved by this news. To have such powerful assurance that these men have been welcomed into glory and been shown the error of their ways is more than we could have ever hoped for!”

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